If a deaf boy swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
No, the deaf boy will do it anyway when he showers.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Unsliced bread.
Is it possible to choke to death on a Lifesaver?
Yes, if you're a baby.
Why does Yoda do front flips and back flips to fight Count Dooku and then pick up his cane the moment after the fight?
Because Yoda was a gymnast before he was a jedi master. A really gaudy and flashy gymnast.
Why do those crazy Americans drive on the right side of the road?
Coz we're crazy. :)

Before drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why does a gynecologist leave the room when their patient gets undressed?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?

some more frequently listed ones...

What is the speed of "dark"?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

If Corn oil comes from Corn, where does Baby oil come from?

Why is it called a "drive"way, when all you do is park there?

How come they put braille on the key pads of drive-up ATMs?

How come you can catch a cold but you can't catch a hot? Is hot faster than cold?

How come the people who snore are always the first to fall asleep?

> Why isn't phoenetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What's another word for synonym?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

What hair color goes on a bald man's drivers license?

Just imagine how fast lighting would be if it didn't zigzag..

  Why do the Japanese anime characters have eyes that are ten times bigger thant the Japanese themselves?

If shrimp indicates something small, what is jumbo shrimp?

If you're a cross-eyed dyslexic, can you read all right?

If crosswords have the clues to the left of the grid so right handers can see the clues while writing, why did the Hebrews write right to left? Were they all left handed?

If a mugger rips off one of your upper appendages, is it armed robbery?

If you're talking about a train while riding it and are still talking about it as you exit, are you getting off the subject?

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do you eat in a diner or dine in an eatery

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Do vampires get AIDS?

How did a Fool and his Money get to gether in the first place?

What happens if you get scared half to death, ..... Twice? - Steven Wright

Why does Chili taste hot?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?

Do Australians call the rest of the world "The Up Over"? Cpt P?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuff's?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you actually done?

Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?

Why does Hawaii have an interstate?

Where does the white go when snow melts?

What's the synonym for thesaurus?