Argentine, Brazil, Colombia, Dominican Republic and Equator competed at the Olympic Games, placing first through fifth in an event. They said:
Argentine: "I was not last."
Brazil: "Canada got the bronze."
Canada: "Argentine ended behind Equator."
Dominican Republic: "Equator got silver."
Equator: "Dominican Republic didn't get gold."
The gold and silver winners lied, but the other three told the truth. How did the event end?
I believe I should be promoted to Director for being so smart. This problem was really really hard yet my massive brain processed it in mere milliseconds. In fact, they should make a new rank just for me. It could go Journeyman, Scholar, Director, GOD (of course, GOD being me)