G.K. Chesterton stood 6 foot 4 and weighed 286 pounds.
During the First World War a lady in London asked why he was not out at the front.

He answered: “If you w1 w2 to the w3 you w4 w5 w6 I w7.”

If you fill in the seven missing words correctly - you will surely applause his sense of humor.

"If you really confront to the front you'll affront the front I confront."


(With an eye on as few linguistic (morphological) devices as possible,
but without being proficient in the English language.)

Posted by ollie on 2017-04-16 13:38:35