You're trapped in a room far away from home. There's a door with a keyhole, but it is locked.

In the room, there is:
a table
a saw
a baseball bat
a piano

Find three ways of escaping the room using word play.

Approach the table "periodically", eventually you will find "U, Argon,..." ("you are gone").

Take the bat. Now you have a batter. With the "batter" you can "popover for break-fast".

Open the piano and remove a hammer and string. With the saw cut the hammer in two and drop the first half into the pulled string. You now have a "pulled 'ham'string."  You might get sent home if you have one.