A guy walks into a restaurant. Half an hour later the waiter hands him a bill. The guy immediately says:
The waiter being a rather smart chap, waitering only because of the recession, immediately understood what he meant... but do you?
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Actually on second thought, that should be "one" wherever I said "I", but it makes less sense to the situation than treating the 1 as an I.
Posted by Charlie
on 2003-02-23 10:21:31