An evil king locked a wizard in a dungeon with nothing but a chair and a shovel. There is a window in the room, but the wizard can't reach it using the chair. The dungeon is surrounded by a cement parking lot that stretches 100 feet in every direction.
The wizard uses the shovel to dig a 50 feet long tunnel and still manages to escape.
(In reply to Wacky kingdom we live in!
Hahaha - you think far too much Leming!
The evil king gives the wizard a shovel as part of a psychological torture, wrongly asuming that the shocel will offer hope but no escape
The king uses the parking lot to park cars of course
The moat surrounds the parking lot - if it didn't then all the cars would get stolen