How can one get lead to float? Assume it is in a lump, not made into a boatlike shape, nor carried in a boatlike device.

(In reply to Intolerable idea by Penny)

To make lead float: Find the lead (actor) after the show, tell him he was superb, and invite him to your local swimming pool, perhaps the offer of champagne on a floating mattress might encourage him to take a dip...

Posted by pleasance on 2004-02-27 08:07:21