A guy walks into a restaurant. Half an hour later the waiter hands him a bill. The guy immediately says:

"102004180"

The waiter being a rather smart chap, waitering only because of the recession, immediately understood what he meant... but do you?

(In reply to Answer by Charlie)

Actually on second thought, that should be "one" wherever I said "I", but it makes less sense to the situation than treating the 1 as an I.

Posted by Charlie on 2003-02-23 10:21:31