Who are the 4 "world figures", that might have placed the following classified advertisements?

1. An earnest companion of either gender is required.
Beauty is of prime importance, (Please send a picture.)

2. An apprentice hairstylist with a keen eye for an athletic male seeks a strong guy who is neither bright nor a philistine.

3. I used to be the awe of the Big Apple and the fair damsel my heart seeks to capture would rule over a king and an empire.

4. In the seclusion of my four-letter island I dream of my lady of desire.
N.B: Don't forget the initials.


Source: co-authored with my friend Shosh Avni.

I saw Elba. .... that is, as being the four-letter island on which Napoleon Bonaparte (N.B.) was exiled, filling part 4.

And in 3, King Kong would have been happy with Fay Wray, or later Naomi Watts, over the Big Apple on the Empire State Building.

Posted by Charlie on 2012-08-21 10:54:51