No legs lay on one-leg, two-legs sat near on three-legs, four legs got some.
I think the sought after solution is something like Hank's answer. A man (two legs) is sitting on a stool (three legs), eating fish (no legs) on a table (one leg), and gives the leftovers to the dog or cat (four legs).
Then again, Trevor's bears and flamingos are far more amusing.