There are 6 oranges in a bag, and 6 kids in the class. The teacher wants to give each kid one orange, but still have one in the bag...

What does she do?

Sure, you could give the bad with an orange in it to the last child. What good it that, though? The kid's just gonna take it out and make you start it for you just like the other 5 are already asking you to.

No, what you do is take the bag with the last orange STILL INSIDE and bludgeon the kid with it. Not too badly mind you -- just enough that the brat'll be too scared to actually take the orange out of the bag when you give it to him.

This is a much more complete solution.

-Jer

Posted by Jer on 2004-04-29 15:23:20