A stranger walks into a bar and puts a pound coin on the counter and asks for half a pint of bitter. The barmaid asks him whether he would like Guinness or Worthington. The stranger asks for Guinness. Another complete stranger comes into the bar, puts a pound on the counter and also asks for half a pint of bitter. The barmaid immediately pulls half a pint of Guinness. How did she know what the second man, who was completely unknown to her, wanted?

(think in a crooked way for this one)

(In reply to by Cory Taylor)

Isn't 'Canadian culture' an oxymoron? Like 'US Intelligence' or 'Microsoft Works'??

PLEASE NOTE: I AM ONLY KIDDING !!!!!

From my limited experience of drinking in bars around the world this is a particularly British scenario, as is shown by the currency and the fact that bitter is available. As usual the island monkeys have their own way of doing things.

Posted by fwaff on 2003-02-28 05:36:10