There's this town with two blacksmiths - one, a swordsmaker and the other, a shield maker. The swordsmaker's swords can slice through anything as a rule and the other guy's shields cannot be destroyed. Now they get cut up with each other for some reason and pit their wares against each other. What do you expect happens?

Wouldn't they take each other out, and take the whole universe with them?

At least that what I'd expect. Almost like the ultimate question and answer...

Posted by Paddy on 2005-12-21 07:36:08