There's this town with two blacksmiths - one, a swordsmaker and the other, a shield maker. The swordsmaker's swords can slice through anything as a rule and the other guy's shields cannot be destroyed. Now they get cut up with each other for some reason and pit their wares against each other. What do you expect happens?

this question is the same as the question: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object. this question was answered ages ago, when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

Posted by aaron on 2006-02-14 22:40:58