Dinner would have been splendid … if the wine had been as cold as the XXXX, the beef as rare as the XXXXXXX, the brandy as old as the XXXX, and the maid as willing as the XXXXXXX.

Attributed to Winston Churchill.

Try to insert the missing words, taking into account the immense wit of W.C.

Well, dinner would have been splendid... if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess.

Posted by broll on 2018-10-15 20:32:34