There's this town with two blacksmiths - one, a swordsmaker and the other, a shield maker. The swordsmaker's swords can slice through anything as a rule and the other guy's shields cannot be destroyed. Now they get cut up with each other for some reason and pit their wares against each other. What do you expect happens?
(In reply to
1=1 and 2=2 by Sam)
Sam... why don't you change your name to Sam2 or SamToo, or something like that...?
I relate to Sam (the original), because I have this, yet unfounded, fear that some evil critter will come on and call himself SilverKnight! *gasp*