Your goal here is to select two 5-letter guess words which combined contain 10 unique letters. The 10 letters must include {AEIOU} plus your choice of 5 letters from {SRLTNDYCP}.
Your plan is to use these guess words as your first two guesses hoping to maximize your success, but Wordle game play is beyond the scope of this puzzle.
Criteria:
- both words must be accepted as a valid guesses by the official Wordle puzzle, currently found at https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html
- must be commonly used words
- there should be some loose connection in the meaning such that the two words can appear in the same phrase (in some order) in a meaningful sentence.
- optional criteria but not required:
* high letter frequency
* easy to remember
* humorous
Please provide your sentence which includes your two words which best qualify according to your subjective opinion. The two words should be adjacent or nearly so (in the same phrase).
Multiple submissions in the same post are fine, but please avoid an encyclopedic list of two-word pairs.
