Argentine, Brazil, Colombia, Dominican Republic and Equator competed at the Olympic Games, placing first through fifth in an event. They said:
Argentine: "I was not last."
Brazil: "Canada got the bronze."
Canada: "Argentine ended behind Equator."
Dominican Republic: "Equator got silver."
Equator: "Dominican Republic didn't get gold."
The gold and silver winners lied, but the other three told the truth. How did the event end?
Yeah thanks for your suggestion but this problem was already materfuly solved by I, God of Flooble. The only explanation needed is that Canadians are slow because they are full of maple syrup and canadian bacon (or ham, as the normals call it).
Of course, it figures that the Gold and Silver winners are liars. They should be stripped of their medals and be forced to kiss each other in front the IOC.
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